Jaycifer

This is my attempt to translate: You had to add a feature like that ? Must have been an order from your boss. That seems like a feature someone rather inexperienced and unknowledgeable would request.

Making breakfast (Swedish pancakes and bacon) for my friends is unironically one of my favorite things to do in the whole world.

She makes the correct points in the least funny way possible. Every time I see her art style I brace myself, read it with a totally straight face, think to myself “yep,” open the comments expecting to see a bunch of Pizzacake haters and anti-haters, get just that, and close the page until the next time. The consistency of that interaction over the last few years is one of the most bizarre phenomena of the internet I’ve encountered.

I thought the joke was going to be that he is “da bomb” not that he is “bombing.” Really could have gone either way before the last panel.

Partner A: “Go on, give the nice cashier what you’re buying.”

Partner B: “H-here.”

Cashier: “That’ll be $17.”

Partner A: “Now hand over the money I gave you.”

Partner B: “H-here.”

Cashier: “Here’s your change and the collar.”

Partner B: Grabs them while smiling and starts to turn away to leave.

Partner A: “What do we say to the cashier?”

Partner B: “Th-thank you.”

Partner A: “Good job! Let’s go home and try it on.”

Cashier: Just one more hour to 3 o’clock. Maybe I can sneak another smoke break in after that.