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I’d be more receptive to the message if you put the knife down
We are in my kitchen together and I love you…
Just stop touching things.
You are in the kitchen but I do not grant you the rank of kitchen assistant.
What? How can you do this? It’s unfair!
Take a seat!
Me to my cat
This is the proper take, I’ve seen other posts on lemmy that are to the effect of “gtfo of the kitchen or I’ll stab you” and I think thats such a shitty attitude to have toward someone you claim to love.
Nah. Love is complicated. I would not dream of messing up her 100.0% absolutely pristine tidy and clean desk. I know she loves me, but I know she’ll kill me – or worse: she’ll sneak into my space and remove an object.
Red flags
Seriously. In my own view of how things are now, relationships are seen as status/material things now instead of being together throughout the hardships that come with a relationship BECAUSE you love each other.
It’s truly sad, and has made me want to not participate in relationships, friend or lover. It’s lonely, but what can you do.
I was lucky and found someone who truly cares for me but it happened organically and I think thats the only way it will ever happen. I feel the constant pressures to be in some sort of relationship and shady dating apps have ruined that.
Making breakfast (Swedish pancakes and bacon) for my friends is unironically one of my favorite things to do in the whole world.
I’ll be right over, my excellent new pancake-making friend. I just want you to be happy.
This reads like a psychological horror story.
I almost feel like this is about a cat or a toddler
