I thought those went extinct thousands of years ago.

Uh yeah. Fuckin easy. I’ve tried AI. It was briefly kind of impressive, but added absolutely nothing to my life except the frustration of checking the answers for factual accuracy, which took even longer. I can’t even think of a good use case.

I have a brain. I’ve put a lifetime of work into training it. I’ll fight like hell anyone who tries to make me use it less.