♬ Well I’m an old blues man
And I thiiink that you understand
I’ve been singin’ the blues ever since the world began ♬

Someone’s been watching Along Came Polly (2004).

Oh yeah. “I’m not vaccinated and neither are my kids.” Sorry, I didn’t get your name when you introduced yourself to me literally 10 minutes ago and immediately started your increasingly unhinged monologue.

Throughout my life, I’ve befriended several people like that. They all have mental or physical disabilities, but you would never know until they told you.

Yeah, that’s what they do. People don’t notice that? I’ve known several guys that worked this kind of jobs on and off when really strapped for money. Pretending to be women online. Unethical AF, of course, but this is more widespread than you could possibly imagine. And it’s not hard at all to get hired. I feel sorry for the dudes falling for it, though.

Flea markets, anyone? There are several big ones in my area, occurring regularly. I go several times a year and it’s always so much fun when I do. And it’s very easy to chat people up.