I saw that in theaters. I had completely forgotten about it until this moment, but I remember the ads and watching it.

It’s not Nazis, it’s a about a massive phishing conspiracy, but The Beekeeper is about Jason Statham slaughtering his way through it, and it’s sooooo fucking satisfying.

I definitely do not respect this. I respect someone who helps keep it going, not the dude fucking with it, and giving the fire swirlies.

…why would I thank you for fucking with the fire going? I’d want someone who helps it keep going instead of fucking with it.

Electric razor with a #1 guard on it.

Well I watched the Uncharted movie, which was better than expected, and played some Uncharted 3. So my answer is possibly very deformed.

My game controller, I guess? I’d probably just set it down, though.