SourDragon

Dudes gonna come back with a trail of various shoe prints along the hood, roof, and back.

Evolution was a scam all along to make future chiropractors more money! /s

Now we know why they allowed animal abusers to join. You don’t have to worry about being ratted out if your lover is a literal rat. You don’t have to worry if your lover is a metaphorical snake if it’s a literal one. You don’t have to worry about being hounded for information if your lover is a literal hound.

Nothing dull about putting mother nature first

Legitimate question: are you stupid?

Legitimate answer: op isn’t, but you most definitely are

I don’t blame them. I blame that one particular fish that got a little too curious about what lies beyond the water.

Not me, but my spouse read House of Leaves

And you KNOW a group of assholes will say “He DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG bEcAuSe ThEy WeRe MaRriED”

Oftentimes the two main metrics are: (1) I’m horny and (2) women are objects, not people

“It’s Doctor Oobleck. I didn’t earn the Ph.D. for fun, thank you very much!”

“I’m a creep”

“I make tea wrong”

I’ll settle with panel 3, if possible

Could this be one of the reasons why I Iove both dragons and crows? Because shiny?

That was twist ending worthy of early M night shamamamanamamalan

I haven’t seen this meme in a while 😆

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I verbally oofed

Don’t feel bad about it. He wouldn’t judge you for it, so why should anyone else? Especially yourself?

Chaotic good

This job is gonna blow…