That’s what I was going to say. When I’m done playing with the laser, the dot turns into a pile of treats I surreptitiously placed while she’s distracted chasing

Jesus Christ. This is like beating my head against a wall.

The joke is that his actions would have the opposite outcome to what he desired. He wanted to put her mind at ease, instead he’d scare the shit out of her. End of. I don’t see how I’m having to explain this to you.

You think he was really walking behind someone? He wasn’t. It was a joke. Relax.

You think that’s a rape joke? The fuck is wrong with you?

The joke is he’s doing the exact opposite of what he should be doing to ease her mind. That’s the joke. Not that he was going to sprint up and assault her. Maybe you need to get off the internet for a while.

Does anyone remember that Vine where the guy is filming himself walking at night and says “oh there’s a woman walking alone up there. I better catch up to her and let her know I’m not a threat” as he starts sprinting? Damn vine used to be fun