Someone said “trains” and America thought they said “trans.”

Why it’s called “the runs.”

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.