My dad never told me much about his past, but I once heard him telling the neighbor that he was driving to college one day, and saw a helicopter that had been travelling the same direction as him fall out of the sky after its tail rotor failed.

Said he swore never to ride in one after that, and I could see why.

So you don’t believe in science, but know how to program?

Your brain must be like a clear jelly by now

If you look into it at all, America is a really embarrassing place.

I mean, we just started an unprovoked war by bombing a school full of little girls.

If someone has done that to America, there’d already be memorials about it and several random brown countries bombed back to the stone age, but since we did it, it’s actually totally cool.