lol it was a small gift bag filled with tissue–the tissue is what caught on fire. Inside was only a gift card. Basically the burning bag and tissue disintegrated into nothing and went down the disposal. I retrieved the card and handed it to him.

Saved Christmas. My father received a present and set it next to a candle. Nobody noticed it was on fire. I yelled fire and everyone stared at me with stupid faces. A ran across the room and picked up the flaming bag and ran to the kitchen sink. My brother, a cop, was impressed.

lol suburbs

Homelessness is never a choice. It is always circumstantial (i.e. very very bad luck and nobody to turn to for help) or based on something like a mental health or substance abuse disorder.