Intentionally vague use of “emergency situation” to encourage people to share. If you handle emergency situations as a profession, what’s a particularly interesting one.

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    4 days ago

    Saved Christmas. My father received a present and set it next to a candle. Nobody noticed it was on fire. I yelled fire and everyone stared at me with stupid faces. A ran across the room and picked up the flaming bag and ran to the kitchen sink. My brother, a cop, was impressed.

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        2 days ago

        lol it was a small gift bag filled with tissue–the tissue is what caught on fire. Inside was only a gift card. Basically the burning bag and tissue disintegrated into nothing and went down the disposal. I retrieved the card and handed it to him.