The snail connection probably comes from this old high brow joke only told in the best of chambers:
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: If they didn’t they’d leave snail trails everywhere they go.
Hello. I’ve been silenced, removed and blocked enough on lemmy dot ml for being a filthy leftist but not a falling in line defending totalitarian states full blown authoritarian communist. Sooo I’m blocking everything from lemmy dot ml so I don’t have to be bothered with any more of that nonsense. If you are on lemmy dot ml and commenting on me I will not see it. Ta ta.
The snail connection probably comes from this old high brow joke only told in the best of chambers:
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: If they didn’t they’d leave snail trails everywhere they go.
In Swedish, “snigla” (“to snail”) is the female equivalent of “olla” (“to bellend”). That is, to rub your genitalia against some thing or another for mischievous purposes.
I misread “most beloved mattresses” and thought that is an unusual compliment.
Amongst teenagers before the omnipresent social media eye, yes. Kids today, no idea.