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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Preservation

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Preservation

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    19 hours ago

    I bet that’s good on marble rye.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Pickled manatee is da bomb!

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    1 day ago

    WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      23 hours ago

      amber lamps

    • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      RHINO HAM

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      1 day ago

      Balam balam

    • dkppunk@piefed.social
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      18 hours ago

      Dang! Now I want to watch that ninja turtles movie with Raph fighting the Jersey Devil to that song. It’s going to be stuck in my head until I do!

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        17 hours ago

        I was thinking Kung Pao: Enter the Fist

  • cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com
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    Something about saying panda jam out loud is somewhat uncomfortable.

    • Not a newt@piefed.ca
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      1 day ago

      “Oh black Betty, panda jam…”

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        Amber lamps.

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      I remember a dialogue in the old game Outcast, in which the protagonist, pretty much a standard, rough 90’s action hero type guy, is offered a drink. Which is apparently made from the fermented guts of a local beast. Some sort of big feline-like thing if I remember correctly.

      He declines saying something like “That one is probably too strong for me”.

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    Pandas apparently arent endangered anymore, guess we have the jam to thanks

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    Some men hunt for sport,

    Others hunt for food,

    The only thing I’m hunting for,

    Is a preserve that tastes good…

    See my jam, see my jam, made from giant panda ham.

  • lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    22 hours ago

    I said preserve them, not jam them

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    This just makes me wonder if panda jam would taste good.

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    The jam should be white with black spots.

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      17 hours ago

      Dude you gotta peel it first.

  • deka@lemmy.world
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    Sound like something Jamie Oliver would make…

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    I prefer pickled owl beaks.

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