touches your nose

BOOP!

No no no. Twitch is owned by amazon. It’s not part of the fediverse.

but then I thought, fuck it

I feel like this one half sentence explains all of human history.

Oh! Whew! I was worried for a moment! Thishappened in the UK.

Perfectly fine to do this here in America. Actually most hospital rooms are empty. Ain’t nobody got money to pay for our broken healthcare system!

Should we double check, and make sure he knows what Pearl Harbor was? And Hiroshima, and Nagasaki? And the Holocaust?

What? It’s not unreasonable to say he may have missed some key moments in history.

None. Because that would mean that humans on Earth are being reasonable.

Have you met people? People are the worst.