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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

Tonight

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Tonight

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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Why wait for the night? You can fuck where and when you want, it’s your house.

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      Children

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        Sounds like yet another reason to not have children.

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        Send them out to play and lock the bedroom door? Or just lock the door if you manage to be a bit stealthy? Have a shower?

        Worst case you put on a robe. It’s not that complicated.

        The biggest issue is being too tired, not opportunity.

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      Gotta do it in the dark so God can’t see.

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        i think their god has xray vision or something, i forget all their superpowers

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      The kids are probably off the panel

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