slaacaa@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoLosing my religionlemmy.worldimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLosing my religionlemmy.worldslaacaa@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square4linkfedilink
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThere’s only one way: Anon should simulate fainting like the mom and then explain that god told them they have to break up.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoNothing pisses religious nutjobs more than telling them that God spoke to you and said you were holier than they are.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago“You guys need a priest to tell you what God wants? Why, he doesn’t check in with you personally? What did you do to piss him off?”
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·30 days agoWait wait, i might actually use that to piss off some people lol
There’s only one way: Anon should simulate fainting like the mom and then explain that god told them they have to break up.
Nothing pisses religious nutjobs more than telling them that God spoke to you and said you were holier than they are.
“You guys need a priest to tell you what God wants? Why, he doesn’t check in with you personally? What did you do to piss him off?”
Wait wait, i might actually use that to piss off some people lol