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Only trust goats, sheep, cattle, horses, dogs, and donkeys.
I would distrust any woman who would date an ICE agent, too.
This lemming warns women not to trust any ICE agent trying to date them.
People who really care about trump become eunuchs for maga.
As a bonus, whatever small bit of meat is cut off of you can be mixed in with the ground horse, dog and rat meat that trump is bringing in from South America for that discounted maga meat that walmart is selling.
Damn, haven’t seen the word eunuch used in everyday conversation in a while.
Incorrectly tho. They meant incel - somebody who can’t have sex for social reasons - not a eunuch, who is physically castrated.
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The comment clearly talks about the physically removed material being mixed in with meat. That sounds a lot like a reference to physical castration.
It was… What a weirdly overconfident wrong answer from that other person… The internet, huh?
is that what the bestiality clause is about?
FBI previously automatically disqualified people who acknowledged engaging in crimes including prostitution or bestiality, which is sexual activity between a human and an animal
Good god this is absolute peak comedy
Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she’s interested in you
what he could add is, if the beuatiful woman is more attractive than you are to be exact.
Such a great way to make them suffer. Very good idea. More please.
Ah yes, I remember how there were women who lured SS officers to their death this way during the second world war.
Nice to see this technique has not been forgotten.
Freddie Oversteegen for the win.
(note to self: I should insert a few of these names into my flashcard deck)
While this is pretty funny, there’s also this horrifying detail at the end of the article:
What’s likely more of a risk for undocumented individuals is face recognition and commercial ad data. ICE officers can feed a photo of anyone into a facial recognition app called “Mobile Fortify,” monitor social media with apps like SocialNet, and look at vast troves of commercially available location data without a warrant. One surveillance app that includes ICE on its client list is Penlink’s Webloc, a tool which can pull advertising geolocation data for entire neighborhoods and search through photos to locate individuals with face recognition. Penlink explicitly advertises one of its data sources as Tinder. In May, Politico reported that ICE published a request for information (indicating interest in a vendor) to expand use of “commercial Big Data and Ad Tech providers” in investigations.
Facial recognition is why I don’t attend any political activity without being in costume head-to-toe.
Imagine, hiring entirely incels and then telling them beware of women willing to date them.
Incels believe that they deserve women, so they can be easily tricked by any woman who is willing to play along.
And of course, when they are inevitably tricked, that just reinforces their beliefs. They are unable to realize that the root cause is their own beliefs and behavior. If they were able to think rationally, they wouldn’t identify as an incel in the first place.
God damn that’s accurate and fucking scary.
The Oversteegen sisters have entered the chat
Frustrated and angry force, now more frustrated and angrier.
Don’t forget stupid. And they’re now armed and authorized to used deadly force.
This is the same FBI that is now overlooking incidents of bestiality in applicants, as of this week.
“I’m trying to understand why you did this,” [Republican Senator John] Kennedy told Patel. “We’re having a tough time attracting agents, good quality agents we all can trust … Why would you even get into bestiality?”
Patel said the change was recommended to him after he saw various “cases” in which qualified FBI applicants were denied consideration because they had been forced into bestiality as a result of human trafficking.
Ngl, I had a very confused hold the fuck up, what the hell are you even saying second there. Apparently I am not alone:
“I say this with respect to the person who recommended it, why didn’t you just say: ‘What planet did you parachute in from?’” Kennedy replied.
And all this in the same week. Coincidence? 🤔
You KNOW you’re behaving crazily when even Senator Foghorn Leghorn is dunking on you like that!
I love the article’s description of trad wives:
“…conservative women who dress like the women in The Sound of Music, but without the opposition to the Anschluss.”
Is this really what the incels want?
Anyone wanting to date an ICEhole is a piece of shit, fucked in the head, or someone who wants to compromise them. And I’m happy that’s their only choice, because it’s the least they deserve.
There has been a ton of stories lately of women targeting ICE agents and getting valuable intel on their operations which they pass along to anti-ice organizations, or working to out them to the public and reveal their identity.
Heroes
Good!
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On one hand I was hoping they were willing to do the WWII Nazi French Résistance thing and bed them for intel to pass on to the effort. Though, granted, that’s super dangerous.
Also it may be that HUMINT is obsolete with data scraping.
On the other hand I’m totally impressed people have come up with this ploy in the first place.
I assumed you were gonna mention the ones that would bed Nazi soldiers (or pretend they were gonna) but just assassinate them instead. At least I think I read something like that at one point.
I’m sure it’s happened happened at least a few times. The tricky part, then, is to dispose of the body and cover any tracks that might lead investigators to you. This was facilitated by the Reich being corrupt AF. Tell the victim you have meet him on the sly for a tryst and he’ll cover his tracks for you.
The right intel, however could lead to the demise of many lives.
We had the flip-side problem here in the States. US sailors would get drunk on leave and blab operational info to German honeypots. The intel would quickly be relayed to the Kriegsmarine and U-boat wolf-packs hunting in the Atlantic would be directed to intercept them. The cracking of the German navy’s Enigma codes figured into how the Allies traced the information leaks, and uncovered spies in US ports.
FBI added to this same warning, but animals too, instead of just women. /s
So is this implying that ICE is OK with same sex dating, or that there are no female ICE agents?
they might need to follow fbi’s lead on relaxing hiring standards. then they can just keep it ‘in house’
Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.
Does it need to be one or the other?
Rfk has joined the chat
he prefers to study animal carcasses, and children who had measles.
Kash knows exactly what to do with dogs, right down to each breed.
“Dog breeds? I sure hope it does” -Kash, on all fours
you mean keep it in the dog house. also farm animals too.
Yes
Yeah, you gotta suck eachother’s. At least that’s what I would do in a situation like that. Or any other situation too. It feels great. So do it.
