In Swedish, “snigla” (“to snail”) is the female equivalent of “olla” (“to bellend”). That is, to rub your genitalia against some thing or another for mischievous purposes.
I love that they have words for these things I’ve never considered anyone might do
That’s a thing?
Amongst teenagers before the omnipresent social media eye, yes. Kids today, no idea.
The snail connection probably comes from this old high brow joke only told in the best of chambers:
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: If they didn’t they’d leave snail trails everywhere they go.
under breath while pouting “I’ll snail you to the wall…”
slug life.
I didn’t choose the slug life. The slug life chose me.
Therapist: “And what do we do when we get angry?”
Me: “Not pay the bill for my condescending bitch ass therapist.”
