Baller move. Anon should have just owned it.
…and then a wah-wah guitar started playing…and the hot girl said:
“That’s a really nice penis you drew there.”
Um, I think maybe I need to watch better movies.
An ordinary day on 4chan
He should have asked her number and written it on his penis before walking away.
> draws a penis on his palm
> hits her table with that hand
> wanna know what’s there, bae?
Should have offered a handshake.
You. Principal’s office. Now.
If anon were smooth, he would’ve asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.
Who said romance was dead?
“a terrible plan is better than no plan at all” or something. Anon learned that wisdom the hard way, and thus became an incel probably
Back in my day, we called awkward actions around people we were attracted to “learning experiences” and just tried to do better next time. In retrospect, should’ve just given up and dwelled in shame and hatred the rest of my life
Talk to women-> inceldom
Don’t talk to women-> inceldom
The game was rigged from the beginning, boys
The only winning move is not to play.
Believe it or not, inceldom
If the world’s only gonna see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there’s no point in trying to be anything else.
- Nick, Zootopia.
The only winning move was to be gay
-> mgtowdom -> inceldom
If he drew it on her hand, that would be even better
amazing
