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geekettexoxo@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

The thrill of danger

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The thrill of danger

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geekettexoxo@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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    I don’t get it. What happens to her when she eats vegetables?

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      The meme suggests that eating high fiber foods act as some sort of potentially quick laxative.

      That’s not how fiber works at all.

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        Maybe for people who normally don’t consume any fiber at all. Those fools

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      Spinach and kale are high in fiber and other stuff that can clear up constipation. Makes it riskier to trust a toot or have someone go to town probing about your large intestines

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        I approved of your approach to wording.

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      Uncontrollable cravings for anal sex.

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        Ah yes, kale, the well known aphrodisiac

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      Fiber improves your digestion and softens stool as well as forming it. Shouldn’t be an issue, naively. Quite the opposite.

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        Yeah, it sounds like it would be worse without fiber to be honest

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