Your honour, i ask for leniency due to the objectively funny nature of the crime
god forbid someone have hobbies
Ok this is a mean joke to play in patients, but I would be lying if i said I didn’t laugh when I read this
Game idea, grim reaper has been arrested, you have to fill in for him while he’s in jail.
Everybody needs a hobby.
What was the crime he was charged with?
Impersonating an officer of the law
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Get your hands off my penis!
causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse
Gonna add on that he refused to leave when a constable asked him to, and he stole cat food and litter from somewhere else.
Sounds like he might have a few problems
Define “Reasonable”
That’s what juries do.
It’s the UK law term, not my words.
And even by them, it’s not defined, meant to be left to the court to argue.
Going against the status quo. Fall in line or go to jail.
Everyting gwan be irie
If only the Grim Reaper looked like Brad Pitt!
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you
Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell
you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’, Well you’re
dead now, so shut up.
Down voters haven’t seen the movie…
Even if they did, they didn’t get it.
“It’s a mister Death, he’s here about the reaping or something?”
“Hey… I didn’t even eat the mousse!”
(cross posted from the gabe newell own a yacht company post)
A man’s gotta have hobbies.
Like terrorizing the sick?
sorry left my /s in my other pants.
costumes are illegal now smh smh
slowly starts undressing
How do you mean, this isn’t appropriate either!!?
@trickdacy see still here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABloTUoITgw
Immediately thought of this.
Are you receiving professional help?
hospitals is where death hangs out, as non-coporeal entity.
God forbid someone has a hobby…
Harvesting souls with ma homies.
Cracking open a few cold ones on the hospital roof
Wait, if Ole Grim is being detained, then who is going to harvest the souls of dying mortals? Does this mean we won’t be able to die, or that our souls will simply be trapped somewhere between the realms of the living and the dead? Hmm…
Is that why McConnel has not been declared dead yet???
I think an evil necromancer has been using McConnell’s meat suit as a puppet for years now already…
If Terry Pratchett is to be believed, then it’s zombies and ghosts.
If Piers Anthony is to be believed, this will only affect people with balanced souls, but everyone else should be fine. (Well, dead)
Holy shit. Forgotten memory accessed.
Dude is about to shoot himself, Death turns up to collect him but has his hood down or something, the guy freaks out and shoots Death instead and has to take his place, right?
I read that 30+ years ago burning through my town library’s small sci-fi/fantasy section.
Yes, that’s the one. “On a Pale Horse” is the first book in the series, and the one about Death. In the books, magic and science coexist and aspects of reality like War, Time, Death, etc are all offices that people hold.
The whole Incarnations of Immortality series is one of my favorites, but it’s been a bit since I’ve read them.
I’m very tall and one time I was in my 97 year old grandmother’s room because I’d had to use her bathroom and she was half awake and said, “No! Go away!” and I was like, damn, ok. But I think she thought I was Death! :/
She was the best. So close to MLK during the Dream speech that she sat on the steps and couldn’t see him. Black Panthers would salute her white self. The best. I asked her what the most impactful technology she’d seen in her lifetime was and she said, “the next one.” So cool. There’s a picture of her and her crew with Jimmy Carter and she’s standing in front of him. What a badass.
