Not for much longer.

Lead poisoning

Hook and Vintage Story. I think I just killed the Lost Boys with Eldridge Horrors beyond comprehension, accidentally.

Apparently when I was 3, the song, “If you’re gonna play in Texas,” by Alabama, came out.

I heard, “If you’re gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a parallelogram.”

The Barney the Dinosaur song, “I Love You,” on repeat, has been proven to be effective psychological warfare by the US Military.

Also just because it has a beat, and will confuse them, All Paladins Are Bastards

We have a bunch of stainless steel or aluminum bollards in San Diego that have a simple key and lock system. Disable the lock and the whole bollard slides down into the pavement and allows essential vehicles through. It takes all of about 30 seconds of planning to not even really slow down the vehicles, and have the bollard back in place as soon as they are through.

I have no clue what they cost though.

The reflecting pool is still “the strait of warm ooze”

Stalin was both effective and relatively efficient. This dumbass is neither. More like whatever the knockoff of a Temu Stalin would be.

And to clarify, yes, I’m saying that even Temu is too high quality to be carrying anything Trump branded.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit was basically a documentary

Politics is kinda the default for lemmy.world, lemmy.hexbear, and lemmy.ml. If you don’t want politics, join an alternate server rather than .world. Or, alternatively, start curating your list of communities to block the comms channels that provide politics. That latter option is kinda what I did.

The vast majority of the country is as rural as these photos look. Unfortunately the vast majority of the political bullshit also seems to come from those areas… Land effectively being able to vote is utter bullshit.

Former chef here. Cooking isn’t that hard. Most people really overthink it. The real trick is to have timers for every single dish you are cooking so that you don’t forget to check on anything when you should. Literally just setting silent alarms on my phone makes me look like some sort of food wizard/ bard in the kitchen.

(Bard because my friends say that I “dance” in kitchens.)