Guess you’re a yuppie then

Keep missing the point to play victim, those yuppies are probably right about you.

He’s not talking about his wife.

because if you vote for actually progressive policy, rather than talk about it and vote against it, you’re a bad person.

no, you’re just an asshole for acting like an asshole; none of the dumb bullshit you’ve brought up is relevant. You Are Missing The Point, you were told straight up that they are inclined to agree with you, stop arguing with people in your head.

Now please write another paragraph about how what I said relates to some personal burden of yours again.

maybe don’t let the yuppies live rent free in your head if you know their daddies can afford rent

Sorry about your daddy issues but you can’t use that excuse for the rest of your life.

Nobody is forcing you to play swat?

You are also missing the point

Even if you guys are right, and im inclined to agree with you, you both sound like smug assholes

You can say things without being an asshole, but

you know also what makes someone a smug asshole? budgeting, eating right, exercising, and all the stuff we all know that are good for us

is just being an asshole for no reason. Nobody said or implied any of those thing, they’re just tilting at windmills because they want to talk shit and don’t like being told they’re talking shit.

They didn’t even initially mention privilege, just “young people,” so being told to tone down the hate is warranted.

You missed their point and doubled down on acting like an asshole.

They are completely wrong because they’re saying it’s insane that caffeine and nicotine are legal, they blew right past the reasonable nuance.

No, I’m familiar with the type of humor, it just doesn’t read like a joke. Again, they follow it up with just stating why they actually believe what they said.

Nah, “don’t do real work” and “refuse to go to therapy” feel like weird personal attacks, and the follow-up is just restating their opinion sincerely. This person is clearly mad and can’t cope.

Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason

Because they’re largely harmless. Being a stimulant isn’t bad, there’s nothing insane about that.

Mean spiritedness and superiority aside, it’s also just very trite and hackneyed. Spirit not aside, it doesn’t even read like a joke, just someone desperate to feel superior and projecting their insecurities.

This person hasn’t used Arch since 2011 but at least it hasn’t hindered their self superiority.