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Cake day: August 20th, 2024

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  • I am a muse with a soft spot for strays. I curate sexual and financial talent and then it leaves the nest when it’s ready. I’ve made peace with it because I too just move on to the next thing. But like, if you are broke and horny and we date long term, history suggests that within 3 years you’ll be clearing $150k and fucking with your feet behind your head. It keeps happening and I can’t explain it, but I also don’t hate it.

    I feel like in the third act, my harem of wealthy exes is going to unite to do something great.