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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon survives a flood

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Anon survives a flood

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 hours ago

    Thats honestly hilarious.

    Like a joke in a Coen brothers film, ahahah!

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    19 hours ago

  • mbp@slrpnk.net
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    18 hours ago

    I’d rather be fishing, amirite?

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    affect trout season

    For the better, or the worse?

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      17 hours ago

      first one, then the other

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      worse. flood will absorb contaminants into the water bodies.

    • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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      I would imagine the floods would bring the trout out of the rivers and distribute them to locations that are suboptimal for trout fishing.

  • volore@scribe.disroot.org
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    2 days ago

    But did it affect trout season, though?

    • Godric@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      17 people died that day, presumably of a bad trout season

    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Of course

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        2 days ago

        Extra-fat trout

        • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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          2 hours ago

          Absolute hogs.

  • TheFerrango@feddit.it
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    1 day ago

    Anon is right though

  • TIEPilot@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I was dating a Japanese woman when the Tsunami happened. No one would eat anything out of the sea for ages considering…

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    I, too, said astonishingly dumb shit when i was young.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best “hrm.” and then pointed to the right of where she did and said “well it looks like a boat”

      the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don’t tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.

      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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        TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn’t get worse…

        • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Chowder’s delightful! That said I wouldn’t eat cruise chowder to stave off starvation.

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            I like it too, but that would spoil the punchline.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn’t eat.

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    Died bcause trout was their staple and they couldn’t get more?

    • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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      19 hours ago

      Too much water made the trouts too powerful. They killed all those people, like in a B-tier movie.

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    Anon has priorities.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it

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      What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

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        It’s a greentext, it’s likely fiction

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        is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?

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          Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.

          • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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            1 day ago

            what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?

            • ddplf@szmer.info
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              Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate

              • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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                oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.

                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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                  17 hours ago

                  that’s less of a curse and more of a stain

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      Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.

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      After the next crisis: “There used to be 9 billion of us…”

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