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wjrii@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she won

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Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she won

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wjrii@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    It’s wild that she just kept on competing. Call me crazy but once I shit my pants in front of thousands of people I immediately get the fuck out if there.

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      She got the runs, not the stops.

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        If I could give more than one upvote…well played!

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      And that’s why you’re not a champion! Every winner shits their pants!

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        Good enough for POTUS is good enough for my household.

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          USA! USA! USA!

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            WE’RE #2!

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      many long distance cyclists piss and shit in their knicks.

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        I’ll never look at those Spandex’d cyclists the same way 😶

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          It’s why they’re always so butthurt about traffic on roadways.

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      Just don’t get that one dude who’ll stare you in the eye and try to outshit you

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